National Ingratitude

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March 24, 2008

schedule 3 min read

The self-absorbed population of ingrates in this country is growing at a rate that can only be described as pants-soilingly horrific. In a land where we’ve all been given so much, these perpetually dissatisfied whiners insist on a sort of masochistic nitpicking that seems as contagious as it is putrid.

Good, but not great

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March 24, 2008

schedule 3 min read

This year’s basketball season saw the lady Wolverines put up a record-setting 16 wins, the most Utah Valley has won as a Division I team. However, consistent struggles on the road made this a good team rather than a great team.

Sports briefs

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March 24, 2008

schedule 2 min read

Scholar Athletes Danny Moody and Chelsea Baker, a pair of track athletes, have been named the Utah Valley Scholar Athletes of the Month for February.Baker, a freshman from South Jordan, Utah, maintains a 3.53 GPA while performing as one of the Wolverines’ top women’s sprinters on the track.Baker was part of Utah Valley’s indoor record-setting […]

Campus schedule

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March 24, 2008

schedule 1 min read

March 26 Softball doubleheader against Utah State, 2 p.m. Baseball home opener against Utah, 7 p.m. March 27-28 Men’s golf at the Lamkin Cal Poly Invitational, all day March 29 Softball against Utah, 12 p.m. March 30 Softball doubleheader at Utah, 12 p.m.