Jesse Ruins Wolverine Wednesday: The battle between Chick-fil-A and JDawgs

Each week, UVU holds its not so famous campus activity, formally known as Wolverine Wednesday. The purpose of Wolverine Wednesday is essentially to be an engagement opportunity on campus, aimed at promoting Wolverine pride while giving students a chance to meet others and make friends. Who could resist making friends while getting discount lunch and increasing school pride?

How does Wolverine Wednesday work you ask? Well, that’s simple. From 11:30 to 1:00, or till it’s gone, you show up at Center Stage. If you’re wearing green or UVU apparel, lunch costs $3.00. If you lack the UVU apparel, don’t worry, you won’t be turned away, it’s just $4.00 instead of $3.00.

You’re probably reading this and wondering why the hell I would choose to write about such a stale topic. Well, the real controversy between Wolverine Wednesdays is the food choice. Apparently, dining services only has contracts with JDawgs and Chick-fil-A. Those aren’t terrible choices, but one is definitely better than the other.

Now, I’m not a racist, but, the half-black in me loves, and I use that word loosely, Chick-fil-A That juicy chicken sandwich tickles my taste buds as it touches my lips, working its way to my tongue and down my throat. Each bite brings me closer to heaven in ways I never thought possible. JDawgs doesn’t quite cut it for me.

I’m not much of a hotdog fan, as is, but JDawgs strongest suit is the crazy amount of toppings to over-flavor the nasty taste of that dog, the unknown meat that is no treat. However, they do have a pretty kick-ass house sauce.

I’m not saying you’re an idiot if you disagree with me. What I am saying is that if you do disagree, you probably have poor taste and need to readjust some decision-making skills in life.

Be the judge for yourself and wear some UVU Green the next few Wednesdays, as they alternate between the two. Let the battle of taste begin. See you at Center Stage, Wolverines!