If Holden were on Twitter

If Holden Caulfield were on Twitter, these would be his Tweets

1. “Twitter is full of phonies, and all you do is Tweet.”
2. “I don’t even know what I am Tweeting for – I guess I just felt like it.”
3. “People never notice anything, much less my Tweets.”
4. “I don’t want to Tweet anything to anybody.  If I do, I start missing everybody.”
5. Nothing.  Holden’s cabin in the woods doesn’t have wireless.
6. “Twitter, my ass.”