Staff Infection

If we the staff of The College Times were to run for student government, what campaign promises would we make?

Absolutely no more popcorn. Popcorn is made principally from hot air.-Jack Waters

Same as the student government from my Junior High; chocolate milk drinking fountains.-Spencer Shell.

Our new mascot will be the UVU Chuck Norrises. All students are to be indoctrinated with our new identity by a constant loop of Walker Texas Ranger episodes broadcast on TV screens along the halls.-Jared Magill

To become a University by July 1, 2008-Merinda Pearce

Campus expansion by building a new library and making it digital. In fact, I would even call it the Digital Learning Center.-Ken Hoglund