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What is the best way to hide the fact that you’re drunk from your family at Thanksgiving? -Drink coffee, stay quiet so you don’t say anything out of the ordinary, and so they can’t tell you are slurring your words. -Be sure to brush your teeth before you go and chew gum while there.

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What is the best way to hide the fact that you’re drunk from your family at Thanksgiving?

-Drink coffee, stay quiet so you don’t say anything out of the ordinary, and so they can’t tell you are slurring your words.

-Be sure to brush your teeth before you go and chew gum while there. Then just try to act as normal as possible.

-Just hide away in the bathroom proclaiming a stomach bug.

-Either don’t get drunk or hope the rest of your family is too drunk to notice you’re too drunk to hide being drunk.

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